“Claim no more authority than the truth of your words.”
—T.S.T.L.
“Ultimately the purpose of this life is to make choices and to own those choices.”
—Conrad Rosenbrock
“It is in the corruption of our language that all deception occurs.”
—Hudson Roberts
“I can tell that The Universe treats me like my Father treats me; it is evidence of a father-daughter relationship.”
—Scarlett Roberts
“Worry is a misuse of imagination.”
—Dan Zadra
“The fabric of reality itself does not have the ability to provide you with as many difficulties you commonly worry about; no, not even a tenth of them.”
—Hudson Roberts
“Not every conversation needs your participation, and you do not always have to have the last word. In fact, remember; your silence can never be misquoted.”
—Mel Robbins
“Embarrassment is an underexplored emotion; get out there and make a fool of yourself.”
—Austin Butler, Quoting a Friend
“Even God doesn’t propose to judge a man till his last days; why should you and I?”
—Dale Carnegie
“You can say the same thing (and more powerfully) by eliminating every reference to yourself.”
—Carl Snoden Roberts
“The best ability is availability.”
—Kadin Wheeler
“Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present.”
—Marcus Aurelius
“Brevity is the soul of wit.”
—Polonius (William Shakespeare)
“If a man knows not to which port he sails, no wind is favorable.”
—Seneca
“A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true.”
—Demosthenes
“Never trust a man who profits from your pain.”
—T.S.T.L.
“Once you’re afraid of bad press, you will give away every principle you stand for.”
—Paul on Michigan
“Idolatry is the illusion of value on something that is valueless.”
—T.S.T.L.
“Someone who is honestly mistaken, who hears the truth, either stops being mistaken, or stops being honest.”
—Requoted by Dustin Bergman
“Sin is suicidal.”
—T.S.T.L.
“True patience is the ability to listen to anything without any loss of composure.”
— ?
“Some poor, phoneless fool is probably sitting next to a waterfall somewhere totally unaware of how angry and scared he’s supposed to be.”
—Duncan Trussell
“The whole future lies in uncertainty: live immediately.”
—Seneca
“God didn’t create the forty hour work week.”
—Redmond Roberts
Your boos mean nothing: I’ve seen what makes you cheer.”
—Rick Sanchez (Caitie Delaney)
“Thine own wickedness shall correct thee.”
—Jeremiah 2:19